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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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