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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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