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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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