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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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