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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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