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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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