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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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