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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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