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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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