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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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