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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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