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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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