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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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