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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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