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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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