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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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A square not.

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