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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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