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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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