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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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