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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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