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Akiva Lane
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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Akiva Lane
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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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ChatGPT
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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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