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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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