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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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