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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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