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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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