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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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