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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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