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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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