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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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