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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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