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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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