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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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