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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes where in the sink.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is the call when a batter hits a fly ball that collides with a bird?

A fowl ball

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