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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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