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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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