Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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