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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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