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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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