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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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