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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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