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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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