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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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