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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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