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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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