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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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