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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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