Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

328
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

1256
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

2601
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

2689
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

587
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

1580
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

997
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

1170
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

2527
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

2407
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

2752
Jean Boda
General
Picture

Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

2348