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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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