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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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