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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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