What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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