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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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