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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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