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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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