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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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