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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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