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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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