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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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