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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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