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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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