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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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A square not.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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