What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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