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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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