What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

362

Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

1051

Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

661

How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

855

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

1704

What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

670

What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

830

Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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