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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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