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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

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Because it's De' vine.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

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He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

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She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

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A war drobe.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

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Patting himself on the back.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

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The Arm E.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

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Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

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Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

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He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

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That he's playing with fire.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

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Congress.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

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They can't part with it.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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