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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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