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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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