What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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