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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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