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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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