How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

2058

What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

1933

What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

1903

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

836

What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

939

What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

1639

Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

464

What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

349

What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

314

What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

2369

What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

296