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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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