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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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