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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

1585
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

1870
Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

1408
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

1927
Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973
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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

1807
Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

1298
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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

1584
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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

1081
Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

STILL are.

1787
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

1858