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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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