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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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