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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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