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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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