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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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