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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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