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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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