Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

2330

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

2530

How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

945

What's one way to eliminate ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

1814

What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006

What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

1838

What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

306

What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

2462

What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

77

What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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