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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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