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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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