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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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