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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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