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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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