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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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