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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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