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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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