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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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