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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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