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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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