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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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