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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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