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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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