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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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