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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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C to shining C

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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