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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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