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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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