Pictures:

How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

46

Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

1392

What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

1964

What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

1679

What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

1435

What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

2705

What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

2023

What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

741