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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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