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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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