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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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