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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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