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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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