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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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