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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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