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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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