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A photo of synthesis.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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