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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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