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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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