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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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