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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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