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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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