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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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