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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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