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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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