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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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