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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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