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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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