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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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