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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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