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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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