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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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