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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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