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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Akiva Lane
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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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