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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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