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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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