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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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