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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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