Pictures:

Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

2323

What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

2084

What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

682

What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

461

What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

902

What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

2262

What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

2097

If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

2092

Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

1682

How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

540

What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

2465