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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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