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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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