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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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