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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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