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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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