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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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