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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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