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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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A buoys club.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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