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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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It escapes me.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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