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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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