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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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