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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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