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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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