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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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