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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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