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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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