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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his wry sense of humor.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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