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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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