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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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