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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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