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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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