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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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