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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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A son of a gun.

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