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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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