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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane
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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Shane Ronay
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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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