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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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