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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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