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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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