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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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