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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Akiva Lane
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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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