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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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