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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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