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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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