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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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