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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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